OMG! I DIED THREE TIMES!!! This is all kinds of wrong and all types of fucked up! DAMN!
I had a post where I was complaining about a flight out of Denver, but then I cam across this photo, and I can definitely relate. But this is priceless.
We keep it TRILL over here! Stack bundles over here! Have no fear, we run shit round here! ONE!
Posts tagged funny.
Travel Seating
I DIED 16 times @ “nahh thats Hurricane Chris!!!”
Teyana Taylor.
nahh thats Hurricane Chris!!!
Bahahahah ^^^
lmfao, that made my night
lmfaoooooo^^
lmao i can’t
LMFAOOOOOOO
Every time I see her i have to ask, “who is she again?”, and she wasn’t even cute as a kid… I wonder if her voice was deep then too. lol @ Hurricane Chris
LMMFAO! These birds & cats are TRIPPIN! The one bird & the black cat was tag teaming the white cat! I thought the other bird was gonna jump in and scrap too! LOL!
This is fuckin hilarious!
I kept forgetting to post this parody i did.. (Beat from the Twista and Chris Brown song “make a movie”) anyway here it goes. Lyrics and all.
Girl, we been kicking it for a long time…
and um, well i think we should take it to the next level
but before we do that i just wanna let u know something
.. my dick small as fuck
Verse 1
baby girl theres something that i wanna let u know
my dick small like the sounds of a tippy toe
but listen doe my tongue could have your body screaming
but when i pull it out you’ll probably scream MAKE IT GROW
but baby listen when we kissing wont thinking bout the spots that my dick is missing
its a easy decision just let your body envision my 2 inch cock hitting a spot round clock nonstop yea with such precision
i hit the front of the pussy but cant touch the back
then put my tongue on that thing u wont know how to act
i put my dick in that pussy and ask you how is that
you say my head is the shit but dick is a pile of crap
she ain’t right i get no credit for my huge nuts
they full of sperm got enough to fill up two cups
she let me eat it but wont fuck me see that’s screwed up
my dick was big till the rest of my body grew up
I turn my dick into a game i tell her find me
she started squinting like my dick is hella blinding
when shes spots it she hit that frown and started crying
she says when its in can u remember to remind me?
i wear a double extra small in the condoms
and Spencer’s is the only place that i can find um
u cant feel it but baby they ain’t no issue..
head the bomb stop crying girl take this tissue
Chorus
I don’t think you’ve got the dick for this
you done got my hopes spitting all this game and shit
But i know you want to doooo meeeee yeaaaa
So i guess i’ll let you dooo meeee yeaaaa
I don’t think you’ve got the dick for this
But your lips eating me up like I’m some licorice
But i know you want to doooo meeeee yeaaaa
So i guess i’ll let you screeeww meeee yeaaaa
Verse 2
GOOD GOD .. Dick so small.. no deep stroke but I’ll tear them pubes up
and my dick is courteous when i put it in its not big at all so it never gets too rough
i got that baby bear dick its never too much
Its just right I’m serious dint laugh too much
My tongue is long cuz see my dick don’t really do much
scream “oh triple k” like you part of the ku klux
no condom.. no problem.. it ain’t shit to a nigga wit a little dick
Cut the pinky off a glove i bet you it’ll fit
when its too big tie it up girl fuck that simple shit
girl I ain’t even bout to lie to you
my dick is gonna be hard to keep inside of you
and you probably laugh at what i try to do
if u you do I’ll get mad and jab the shit outta you
I’m not hung but I’m strong and I’m tatted up
short quick strokes during sex we can rabbit fuck
I hit it like a batter tell that bladder batter up
i cant beat it but i swear i rat a tat it up
the upside is i eat up all the pink baby
and I’m always fresh cuz my dick to small to stink baby